MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Aries

Aries

MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Stop referring to YouTube in every debate. 

APRIL 20-MAY 20

Taurus

How you say sorry for everything EXCEPT when it's actually needed? 

Taurus

APRIL 20-MAY 20

MAY21-JUNE 20

Gemini

Stop skipping your belly button during showers...

Gemini

MAY21-JUNE 20

JUNE 21-JULY 22

Cancer

The emphasis on Hot Girl Summer is the word "Girl"- You a grown ass WOMAN. 

Cancer

JUNE 21-JULY 22

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

Leo

Stop ordering Tik Tok Starbucks drinks, ain't no one got time for "grande hazelnut, 3 pump, upside down, unicorn's blood frap

Leo

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

AUGUST 23-SEPT 22

Virgo

It's not a salad if it has more dressing, cheese and bacon than lettuce. 

Virgo

AUGUST 23-SEPT 22

SEPT 23-OCT 22

Libra

If you are over 35, Fashionova is not your friend. 

SEPT 23-OCT 22

Libra

OCT 23-NOV 21

Scorpio

Take the chance.

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Do it. 

Scorpio

OCT 23-NOV 21

NOV 22-DEC 21

Sagittarius

It's been 6 days since he hit you up about another date, let it go. 

Sagittarius

NOV 22-DEC 21

DEC 22- JAN 19

Capricorn

It's not "cooking" if you just heating it up. 

Capricorn

DEC 22- JAN 19

JAN 20- FEB 19

Aquarius

Keep going, things will happen eventually. 

Aquarius

JAN 20- FEB 19

JAN 20- FEB 19

FEB 19- MARCH 19

Pisces

No disrespect, but at 37 you have to STOP blaming your parents divorce on EVERYTHING. 

Pisces

FEB 19- MARCH 19