Regular Degular Horoscopes

June 2021

MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 
Aries
Aries
MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Go for it; whatever it is. Do that shit. Except that other thing...nasty.

APRIL 20-MAY 20
Taurus

Why you still asking your mom how much medicine can you take?

Taurus
APRIL 20-MAY 20
MAY21-JUNE 20
Gemini
Gemini
MAY21-JUNE 20

Get 

Off

Tik Tok...NOW!

JUNE 21-JULY 22
Cancer

Shein ain't nobody friend.

Cancer
JUNE 21-JULY 22
JULY 23-AUGUST 22
Leo

How you telling everyone "Vaxed and Waxed" knowing damn well you keep rescheduling that appointment?

Leo
JULY 23-AUGUST 22
AUGUST 23-SEPT 22
Virgo

No one wants to hear the new song you're obsessed with- it came out last year. 

Virgo
AUGUST 23-SEPT 22
SEPT 23-OCT 22
Libra

It's time you call back

My Eye Doctor.

SEPT 23-OCT 22
Libra
OCT 23-NOV 21
Scorpio

Stop sending your bill collectors to Spam. They're not leaving.

Scorpio
OCT 23-NOV 21
NOV 22-DEC 21
Sagittarius

Stay aligned to your mission, and let everything else go.

Sagittarius
NOV 22-DEC 21
DEC 22- JAN 19
Capricorn

Either buy a color printer ink cartridge or throw the shit away

Capricorn
DEC 22- JAN 19
JAN 20- FEB 19
Aquarius

No, you cannot wear a body suit under your suit jacket to work.

Aquarius
JAN 20- FEB 19
JAN 20- FEB 19
FEB 19- MARCH 19
Pisces

Girl, stop trying to get us to subscribe to your Pinterest "Dainty Tattoo" board; we grown.

Pisces
FEB 19- MARCH 19