MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Aries

Aries

MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Go for it; whatever it is. Do that shit. Except that other thing...nasty.

APRIL 20-MAY 20

Taurus

Why you still asking your mom how much medicine can you take?

Taurus

APRIL 20-MAY 20

MAY21-JUNE 20

Gemini

Gemini

MAY21-JUNE 20

Get 

Off

Tik Tok...NOW!

JUNE 21-JULY 22

Cancer

Shein ain't nobody friend.

Cancer

JUNE 21-JULY 22

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

Leo

How you telling everyone "Vaxed and Waxed" knowing damn well you keep rescheduling that appointment?

Leo

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

AUGUST 23-SEPT 22

Virgo

No one wants to hear the new song you're obsessed with- it came out last year. 

Virgo

AUGUST 23-SEPT 22

SEPT 23-OCT 22

Libra

It's time you call back

My Eye Doctor.

SEPT 23-OCT 22

Libra

OCT 23-NOV 21

Scorpio

Stop sending your bill collectors to Spam. They're not leaving.

Scorpio

OCT 23-NOV 21

NOV 22-DEC 21

Sagittarius

Stay aligned to your mission, and let everything else go.

Sagittarius

NOV 22-DEC 21

DEC 22- JAN 19

Capricorn

Either buy a color printer ink cartridge or throw the shit away

Capricorn

DEC 22- JAN 19

JAN 20- FEB 19

Aquarius

No, you cannot wear a body suit under your suit jacket to work.

Aquarius

JAN 20- FEB 19

JAN 20- FEB 19

FEB 19- MARCH 19

Pisces

Girl, stop trying to get us to subscribe to your Pinterest "Dainty Tattoo" board; we grown.

Pisces

FEB 19- MARCH 19