Regular Degular Horoscopes

April 2021

MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 
Aries
Aries
MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Replace your printer ink it's been years! 

APRIL 20-MAY 20
Taurus

You can't be mad when the lady says something after not getting a pedicure for 3 years.

Taurus
APRIL 20-MAY 20
MAY21-JUNE 20
Gemini

Stop trying to make friends with the people at customer service, they just trying to work.

Gemini
MAY21-JUNE 20
JUNE 21-JULY 22
Cancer

When was the last time you cleaned your belly button? DON'T Lie. 

Cancer
JUNE 21-JULY 22
JULY 23-AUGUST 22
Leo

If he wears Rainbow Flipflops to dinner, let his ass go. 

Leo
JULY 23-AUGUST 22
AUGUST 23-SEPT 22
Virgo

You get one meal prep package delivered to your house and don't know how to act

Virgo
AUGUST 23-SEPT 22
SEPT 23-OCT 22
Libra

You still bringing whole meals to the movies? 

SEPT 23-OCT 22
Libra
OCT 23-NOV 21
Scorpio

Time to retire that shirt.

Sincerely, 

Buttons

Scorpio
OCT 23-NOV 21
NOV 22-DEC 21
Sagittarius

Stop leaving those passive aggressive notes at work, no one wants your lunch. 

Sagittarius
NOV 22-DEC 21
DEC 22- JAN 19
Capricorn

Why you wearing your club clothes at work? Time and a place ma'am.

Capricorn
DEC 22- JAN 19
JAN 20- FEB 19
Aquarius

How you get mad at the late fee when you've know for 2 months. 

Aquarius
JAN 20- FEB 19
JAN 20- FEB 19
FEB 19- MARCH 19
Pisces

Girl, if he too close with your dog there's a reason why...dogs roll in packs

Pisces
FEB 19- MARCH 19