MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Aries

Aries

MARCH 20 – APRIL 19 

Replace your printer ink it's been years! 

APRIL 20-MAY 20

Taurus

You can't be mad when the lady says something after not getting a pedicure for 3 years.

Taurus

APRIL 20-MAY 20

MAY21-JUNE 20

Gemini

Stop trying to make friends with the people at customer service, they just trying to work.

Gemini

MAY21-JUNE 20

JUNE 21-JULY 22

Cancer

When was the last time you cleaned your belly button? DON'T Lie. 

Cancer

JUNE 21-JULY 22

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

Leo

If he wears Rainbow Flipflops to dinner, let his ass go. 

Leo

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

AUGUST 23-SEPT 22

Virgo

You get one meal prep package delivered to your house and don't know how to act

Virgo

AUGUST 23-SEPT 22

SEPT 23-OCT 22

Libra

You still bringing whole meals to the movies? 

SEPT 23-OCT 22

Libra

OCT 23-NOV 21

Scorpio

Time to retire that shirt.

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Sincerely, 

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Buttons

Scorpio

OCT 23-NOV 21

NOV 22-DEC 21

Sagittarius

Stop leaving those passive aggressive notes at work, no one wants your lunch. 

Sagittarius

NOV 22-DEC 21

DEC 22- JAN 19

Capricorn

Why you wearing your club clothes at work? Time and a place ma'am.

Capricorn

DEC 22- JAN 19

JAN 20- FEB 19

Aquarius

How you get mad at the late fee when you've know for 2 months. 

Aquarius

JAN 20- FEB 19

JAN 20- FEB 19

FEB 19- MARCH 19

Pisces

Girl, if he too close with your dog there's a reason why...dogs roll in packs

Pisces

FEB 19- MARCH 19